The Last Day at Last!

judgement dayI don’t know how I missed this awesome news, but I have just heard this morning that tomorrow is The Last Day!

Well, the Last Day in California. I guess Australian true believers are going to have to wait until Sunday. Unless JC is better than Santa and can transcend the international dateline. Which He must be able to, right? I mean apart from being the inventor of Time, it would also be a bit unfair if those west of the good-old Bible-believin’ USA are able to watch the news and get a whole day’s warning that the Son is on the way, just because the Sun is still on the way.

(I have just discovered that the time zone anomalies have been conveniently solved. The Rapture will occur at 6.00pm in each time zone. Yeah, like that really solves the problem!)

Harold Camping and his fundamentalist crowd at Family Radio, USA are going to be in the vanguard of the Rapture and leave the rest of us poor suckers here to muddle on without them.

I can’t wait. No more God-inspired racist, homophobic, misogynistic, war-mongering, nationalistic ignoramuses. Just us poor old sinners.

So here’s to a world without Christian fundamentalists. Now how long do we have to wait until all the other religious fundos leave this planet and let us get on with it?

ps. I notice that Camping and his happy campers are still accepting donations on their website. I wonder who they are planning to pass the funds onto.)

Advertisements

~ by Garry on May 20, 2011.

One Response to “The Last Day at Last!”

  1. Hear, hear!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: